The Pardoned
The Tribunal publishes the following Indulgences, granted to cats whose households have contributed to the sardine fund. Absolution is granted strictly on merit, where merit is defined as a contribution of £1 or more.
| £1 | Venial Sin Forgiven · the small stuff |
| £2 | Mortal Sin Forgiven · the glass |
| £3 | Penance Commuted · all of it, nearly |
| £5+ | Plenary Indulgence · a full pardon, under gilt seal |
To absolve your own cat, bring it before the Tribunal, then choose Buy an Indulgence on its verdict. Contributions for the same cat add up, so further absolution is always available.
No cat has yet been pardoned. The Tribunal awaits its first benefactor.